This is becoming a catastrophe...

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The life and thoughts of a music obsessed, nerdy teenager who should have lived during the 1950's.

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November 9, 2011 9:11 pm May 3, 2011 1:00 am
ronstoppableismypatronus:

sophie-kathleen-lily:

“I do not pee pee sittin’ down!  I never did it!  And the one time that maybe you heard about, it was because the gravity was on too high, alright?  So you try pee pee standing up when the gravity is on three times too high!  Alright?  I don’t pee pee sittin’ down!  I pee pee like a big boy, goddamnit!  I pee pee like a big boy so stop making fun of me because it hurts my feelin’s!”
I love how Joe Moses was visibly struggling to keep it together during this and not crack up, you can see it all over his face XD

Joe Moses Trying Not To Laugh Appreciation Life.

His face during this scene killed me. 

ronstoppableismypatronus:

sophie-kathleen-lily:

“I do not pee pee sittin’ down!  I never did it!  And the one time that maybe you heard about, it was because the gravity was on too high, alright?  So you try pee pee standing up when the gravity is on three times too high!  Alright?  I don’t pee pee sittin’ down!  I pee pee like a big boy, goddamnit!  I pee pee like a big boy so stop making fun of me because it hurts my feelin’s!”

I love how Joe Moses was visibly struggling to keep it together during this and not crack up, you can see it all over his face XD

Joe Moses Trying Not To Laugh Appreciation Life.

His face during this scene killed me. 

(Source: colfr, via iwriteblogsnottragedies)

May 1, 2011 7:19 pm 7:14 pm 7:08 pm
  • Krayonder: We're saved! Thank dead god man, I thought I was gonna die a virgin.
  • Specs: Me too.
  • Tootsie Noodles: Me too.
  • Taz: Me too.
  • Up: Yeah, me too.
6:56 pm
“I am in charge of this mission now”

“I am in charge of this mission now”

(Source: -moritz, via )

6:50 pm
jaquito:

Taz: YAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Krayonder: OOOOOOHHHHH!

Taz: You listen to me now, you little fart! Up, is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life!
Krayonder: You stabbed me!
Taz: He eats, he eats eagles for breakfast! He sleep on a bed of fire! And when Up cuts an onion, the onion is the one who cries!
Krayonder:  I’m dying!
Taz: So you better unfudge yourself, or Up will unscrew your head and drop the wishing pennies down your throat. No take a walk on my knife.
Krayonder: AH!
Taz: Oh, oh! Did that hurt you? Oh, WALK IT OFF!

jaquito:

Taz: YAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Krayonder: OOOOOOHHHHH!

Taz: You listen to me now, you little fart! Up, is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life!

Krayonder: You stabbed me!

Taz: He eats, he eats eagles for breakfast! He sleep on a bed of fire! And when Up cuts an onion, the onion is the one who cries!

Krayonder:  I’m dying!

Taz: So you better unfudge yourself, or Up will unscrew your head and drop the wishing pennies down your throat. No take a walk on my knife.

Krayonder: AH!

Taz: Oh, oh! Did that hurt you? Oh, WALK IT OFF!

(Source: expectojaquito)

6:44 pm
  • Pincer: Oh bug, she? Tell me all about her.
  • Bug: Well umm, well, her name is February and she's really nice and funny-
  • Pincer: Is she pretty?
  • Bug: Is she ever!
  • Pincer: And smart?
  • Bug: She's a schientist!
6:27 pm 6:21 pm